Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.
I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.
Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.