The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.