The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!