When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
Dana GouldThe expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.
Dana GouldWhenever someone starts a statement with, Let me tell you the kind of guy I am, that is a great time to start sawing your own head off.
Dana Gould