A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.
Dana GouldMy first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.
Dana GouldWomen are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.
Dana Gould