I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.
I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.
Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.
The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.
A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.