If anything, I believe that when I die, I will have to stand in front of all the children who went to bed hungry while I was on earth and read aloud a list of my eBay purchases. I shudder to think of it. Explaining to a poor child with a swollen belly why I didn't give his village fifty cents a week but spent twenty-seven dollars in a bidding war for a Mars Attacks coffee cup.
Dana GouldThe expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.
Dana GouldReality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.
Dana Gould