My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.
You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.
One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.