I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
Dana GouldSomewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.
Dana GouldIt's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
Dana GouldMy first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.
Dana Gould