Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.

Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.