Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.