Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.

How do I ask my shrink to stop responding to everything I say with, Too much information! and then giggling behind a pillow?