Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
Being funny is not the same as being happy.
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.