I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.