You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
Dana GouldIt's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
Dana GouldBecause of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.
Dana GouldHave you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
Dana GouldShowing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
Dana Gould