You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
Dana GouldWhat men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.
Dana GouldTo really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
Dana Gould