I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

That which does not kill you isn't finished.

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.