When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.
Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.
A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.