Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.
Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.
Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.