Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.
Dana GouldGetting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.
Dana GouldI'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
Dana GouldI just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.
Dana Gould