We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.
Dana GouldA good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.
Dana GouldLet's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.
Dana GouldHad an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
Dana Gould