Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.

Life imitates art but art intimidates life.

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.