No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.
Competition is the death of art.
Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.
There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.