Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.
I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!
That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.
Life imitates art but art intimidates life.