Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.

I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but now I optimistically know I'm going to die hoping to meet someone.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.