Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.

I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.

Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

How do I ask my shrink to stop responding to everything I say with, Too much information! and then giggling behind a pillow?