Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?