Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

Corn is the only food you hold like corn.

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.