A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.
How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?
Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.