I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.
You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.
My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.
I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.
I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.