Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

Sometimes, when a person gains a lot of success at a very young age, they become targets, and it's really easy to follow the crowds and not make independent decisions based on truly how you feel.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.