Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.