Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.