I'm willing to write a check for $10,000 if someone can bring to me what I fell is ruining thousands of lives, destroying lives everyday. And I know that you know it's a little thing called Chupacabra.

Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.

Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.