I'm willing to write a check for $10,000 if someone can bring to me what I fell is ruining thousands of lives, destroying lives everyday. And I know that you know it's a little thing called Chupacabra.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.