Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.