Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.