Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.