Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.