We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

I'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.

I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe for me. I can do stand-up in front of twenty-five thousand people, and I'm like, "I know how to do this. This is what I do." I want to be a little scared.