We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

I would love to have acidy spit.

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.