We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through then I have to make great change in my life.'

Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!