We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through then I have to make great change in my life.'

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...

Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school