Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light up the sky.

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not "all" but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.