Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.

It really drives me banana sangwich.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'