Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.