Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

After you have loss in your life and after you experience something like losing your parents, the greatest gift of that was it prepared me for [anything]. Nothing else is as scary, and certainly stand-up comedy is not as scary as sitting there with your mom and having to have last conversations and things like that. It's heavy stuff, but it's enlightening because it makes me think I shouldn't be afraid of sharing ideas and thoughts with people. It's the yin and the yang of life.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in front of people is already difficult enough. Somebody's personal attack in an email is not as hard as getting onstage.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.