I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

I would love to have acidy spit.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.