Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...

Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.