In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.