In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.