In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I won't take no for a question.

My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...