Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

I would love to have acidy spit.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.