I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.
I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not "all" but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.
A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!