Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

After you have loss in your life and after you experience something like losing your parents, the greatest gift of that was it prepared me for [anything]. Nothing else is as scary, and certainly stand-up comedy is not as scary as sitting there with your mom and having to have last conversations and things like that. It's heavy stuff, but it's enlightening because it makes me think I shouldn't be afraid of sharing ideas and thoughts with people. It's the yin and the yang of life.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school