I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.