If a kid is really interested in wanting to have a career in aviation, he's actually learning and getting some of the [basics], not even just fringe. There are things in here that movie [Planes] about like the pulp of an engine, and it's the actual engine, the actual parts and pieces. So I felt like I got schooled as well. I learned a lot just being in there and doing that.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.