You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.

I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.