That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.