My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.