Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.