Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

It really drives me banana sangwich.

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.