My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

I would love to have acidy spit.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.