My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.

Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.