If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.