You can't teach an old hater new truths.
I would love to have acidy spit.
I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.