I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice.

It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.