When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.