When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

I got home from work today and took like a one hundred hour nap. No you did not. You'd be very sick if you were taking one hundred hour naps. That's a coma! If you said you took a coma after work I'd be able to follow the story.

Onstage, it's all just a heightened and more elaborate version of me. When you're standing onstage, your adrenaline is going, your enthusiasm is at full tilt, and the excitement helps elevate you're attitude. I've always wanted to be as close to myself offstage, being funny with my buddies, and that's what I've worked hard on - being authentic to who I really am.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.