I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

If a kid is really interested in wanting to have a career in aviation, he's actually learning and getting some of the [basics], not even just fringe. There are things in here that movie [Planes] about like the pulp of an engine, and it's the actual engine, the actual parts and pieces. So I felt like I got schooled as well. I learned a lot just being in there and doing that.

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.