I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.
Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!