I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.