Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

I live my life like there's no yesterday.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.