If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
Dane CookWhen someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
Dane CookI just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.
Dane Cook