When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.