When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.

My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.