I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know. And it becomes this game of charades. And then finally, we realize that I mean the Pope.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

[There is] a breed of fashion models

With a novel, you have to have a story. It's much more important to have it matter to the reader what happens to people, and it has to make sense and end in a way that is satisfying. So I spend a lot more time thinking about that. Then the writing itself usually is easier for me, because I know where it's going.

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).