You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance rates.

Don't emphasise money if you don't have much; be happy

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

I, alone, could never have produced this book. I say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to be tasteful here - is that sometimes it seems like maybe the president of the United States is kind of dumb. If you get what I mean. What I mean is, I am not totally confident that the president would get what I mean, unless several aides explained it to him. And even then, he might forget.

As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist."