Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

I always assumed that at some point I would have to quit making jokes, get a real job and do something meaningful and productive that would actually benefit society. Fortunately this never happened.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

I read a lot of lot non-demanding fiction.

Why don’t you lift the end?” said Alf. “It’s me back, Alf,” complained Mack. “You know how it troubles me.” “No more than mine troubles me,” said Alf. “But I said it first,” said Mack.