A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.
David OgilvyHard work never killed a man. Men die of boredom, psychological conflict, and disease. They do not die of hard work.
David OgilvyThere is no need for advertisements to look like advertisements. If you make them look like editorial pages, you will attract about 50 per cent more readers.
David Ogilvy