I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

To be famous and broke is hard.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.