I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.