I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

I have no detectable hair style.

Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.