I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.