To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
My career is just kind of crazy.
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!