As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

My career is just kind of crazy.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

To be famous and broke is hard.