As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.

It's hard to have a career.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.