I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.