I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

I just found out that I have more allies than America!