I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.